1997 West Jones All-School Rotisserie Baseball League
| Atlantic Division | |||||
| Team | Owner | W | L | Points | Pct. |
| Cuyahoga Sheet Metal | Coach Winship | 16 | 1 | 32 | 0.941 |
| Rush Limbaugh Enthusiasts | Coach Gatlin | 11 | 6 | 22 | 0.647 |
| Energizer Bunny Bashers | Joey Hickner | 8 | 9 | 16 | 0.471 |
| Mexican Hairspray Queens | Kelby Johnson | 7 | 10 | 14 | 0.412 |
| Extra Spicy Salsa Dancers | Clark Boutwell | 6 | 11 | 12 | 0.353 |
| Putrid Flaming Albinos | Adam Clark | 6 | 11 | 12 | 0.353 |
| Pacific Division | |||||
| Team | Owner | W | L | Points | Pct. |
| Stay-Puft Marshmellow Men | Will White | 13 | 4 | 26 | 0.765 |
| Corduroy Meat Puppets | Derek Mauldin | 9 | 8 | 18 | 0.529 |
| Rasputent Aardvarks | Alex Scrimpshire | 8 | 9 | 16 | 0.471 |
| Cryptic Priestly Jinn | Jason Rowland | 6 | 11 | 12 | 0.353 |
| Party Happening People | Josh Sullivan | 6 | 11 | 12 | 0.353 |
| Three Blind Umps | Coach Cooley | 6 | 11 | 12 | 0.353 |
Putrid Flaming Albinos 257 @ Mexican Hairspray Queens 236
Cryptic Priestly Jinn 236 @ Corduroy Meat Puppets 342
Energizer Bunny Bashers 339 @ Three Blind Umps 358
Stay-Puft Marshmellow Men 360 @ Rush Limbaugh Enthusiasts 243
Rasputent Aardvarks 365 @ Party Happening People 354